The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. (Intelligent us!)
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. (Men gossip too, alrite?!)
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. (Not all witches do bad stuffs, I reckon)
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. (Hello, Atkins Diet was invented by a dude!)
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE. (I pity the one marrying this dude who created this shit!)
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING. (Wtf?!)
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While the women STUCK to shopping…. (and most men these days too!!!!!errrrrr!!!!!)
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