F**kin' S**tty Day, I Kid You Not!

Yesterday started out well but ended very badly. SO VERY BADLY. Tagged along with Paul for his tattoo. On the way home, we got involved in an accident.

Like the Domino's Effect, 4 car went bumper-to-bumper all because of a stupid car from the other lane that turned into the lane we were at abruptly, causing the front car to step on sudden brake! It was worse to add to situation, as the road was not of any help; we were all driving down-hill you see....OMG what luck okay!!!!It was IMPOSSIBLE to brake ON TIME! (Even if our car did, I'm sure we'll still be hit by the back anyway by the next car. FYI, we were sandwiched as the 3rd car in line to kena hit.

There I was, right before I was about to hit the car in front of me I thought, "Oh shit, oh shit, work the brake, work the brake!-I'm gonna die, gonna die!"
In a spur of moment, we 'kissed' - I landed on the steering once, then again, when the back car got onto us...this time much harder. I was stunned awhile.

So chaotic at first. Paul's car was badly damaged. Front mostly...due to the twice-impact from us hitting and being hit by cars!! Both the front doors can hardly open already-we had to squeeze to get in and out of it! Then right at that very moment, after I sms-ed DK my phone battery went flat, so was Paul's! We were like so totally f**ked then cos we knew everybody are trying to reach us both! We didn't know what to REALLY do! This was all too much for one time incident!

No one was injured but a little sprained, yes. It's okay by now. I'm abit worried now of the case actually. The sergeant at the traffic police station still want all those involved in the accident to 'show-face' this Saturday, wtf. Of course I'm worried cause....well....err....ahhh nvm!!!

Here is some stuffs to look at when our day was better in the beginning. Sigh.

Paul getting interviewed by yours sincerely before getting on his 'tattoo action' :

Paul getting his first feel on the needle. His eyes terbeliak-beliak>>>

Fly The Wings!

OMG OMG - I have myself inked again. Thanks Paul for this very belated birthday gift of mine. I LOVE IT LIKE...SO MUCH!

Evelyn & Paul

Paul's

Mine

Evelyn's

Evelyn & Me

At the tattoo parlour, in session:

Jimmy (Tattooist): This spider ah? You sure?
Me: Spider la. No meh?
Jimmy: (Sarcastic almost-wanna-burst-out-laughing tone) Wah your spider must be very fast -got 12 legs la! Super spider ah!

Then I asked to double check those legs. Confirmed. 12 legs la!OMG.

Me: *SPEECHLESS* (Malu la, what some more!)
Evelyn: If only it's a butterfly....
Me: Erm.
Jimmy: You want butterfly?
Me: If you could turn it into one???? Hehe.

Jimmy's brilliant. In an instant, he modified my 'creature' to a beautiful BLUE-winged butterfly!:P
(Lucky beeyotch la me!)

The sketch... initially with spider.

The 'work-in-progress':

The final result after almost 2 hours!

...Turned into a butterfly!

Nice?

I was obsessing it so much, I couldn't stop! LOL

Dad so farnee and cute in that botak do'. LOL.
And here is my delayed entry since Sunday.
BBQ-Marinated Fried Wings in Peppered Honey. Hungry anyone??

Haih. Sleepy now. Or at least my leg had a long day. It needs rest. I have like 3.5 hours til I rise again to go out with Paul again for his virginal tatt, hehe. Can't wait to see his 'sakit' face. *Evil grin*

I miss DK. Since yesterday. (So random tiba2) Nevermind, patience --- only 8 days to go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Btw also...Here is Dad being cheeky! Hehe.

MALAYSIAN MADE INTERNATIONAL: ZEE AVI BOLEH!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zee_Avi




HONEY BEE
I am a honey bee
Shown out from the colony
And they won’t let me in
So I left the hive
They took away all my stripes
And broke off both my wings
So I’ll find another tree
And make the wind my friend
I’ll just sing with the birds
They’ll tell me secrets of the world(?)

But my other honey bee
Stuck where he doesn’t wanna be
Oh my darling honey bee
I’ll come save you
Even if it means I’ll have to face the queen

So I’ll come prepared
My new friends say they would help me
Get my loved one back
They say it isn’t right
The bees have control of your mind
But I choose not to believe that
So we’ll meet in the darkness of the night
And I’ll promise I will be there on time
We’ll be guided by my new friends the butterflies
Bring us back to our own little hive

Oh my other honey bee
No longer stuck where he doesn’t wanna be
Oh my darling honey bee
I have saved you
And now that you’re with me
We can make our own honey



BITTER HEART
Sun rays come down as seen when they hit the ground,
Children spinning around till they fall down down down.
I wait for you: it's been two hours now,
You're still somewhere in town,
Your dinners getting cold.
I rest my case you are always this late,
And you know how much I hate waiting around 'round 'round,
Bitter heart, bitter heart tries to keep it all inside,
Bitter heart, bitter heart shadows will help you try to hide,
Bitter heart, my bitter heart is gettin' just a little fragile,
Bitter heart, bitter heart of mine.
And then you come and tell me the same reason as you did yesterday,
So tell me whats her name.
Doo doo da dum, doo doo da dum, doo doo doo doo doo doo da da dum dum, da da da da dum, da da da da dum, da da da da dum.
Bitter heart, bitter heart tries to keep it all inside
Bitter heart, bitter heart shadows will help you try to hide,
Bitter heart, my bitter heart is just getting a little fragile,
Bitter heart, bitter heart of mine, of mine, of mine, of mine, of mine, of mine.



KANTOI
Semalam I call you, you tak answer.
You kata you keluar pergi dinner.
You kata you keluar dengan kawan you.
But when I called Tommy he said it wasn't true.

So I drove my car pergi Damansara.
Tommy kata maybe you tengok bola.
Tapi bila I sampai you, you tak ada.
Lagilah I jadi gila.

So I called and called sampai you answer.
You kata sorry sayang tadi tak dengar.
My phone was on silent, I was at the gym.
Tapi latar belakang suara perempuan lain.

Sudahlah sayang, I don't believe you.
I've always known your words were never true.
Why am I with you, I pun tak tahu.
No wonderlah my friends pun tak suka you.

So I guess that's the end of our story.
Akhir kata she accepted his apology.
Tapi last last kita dapat tahu she was cheating too.
With her ex boyfriend's best friend - Tommy.

MONTE

Flowers in the ground they wilt away,
sun in the sky it fades away,
Funnier shapes from the clouds so gray
The breeze in the trees they blow my way.
I was told my soul was old
Why can’t I understand at all?
If my soul was really old
Wonder if I could change this world
Life has given me obstacles
Still I bite my tongue say it’s wonderful
I’m just glad I’m still around
But I’m even more glad when things slow down.

But you, you came to break me,
oh you, you came to save me

Life’s too short for what-ifs and plans
So let the day take you by the hand
Get your follow facts well go and burn them
I’m too old for damn the man
Made a wish on a star at night
Brightest star that’s in the sky
Only to have realized
It was just a satellite

And you, you came to calm me
Oh you, you came to cool me

Adakah perut anda buncit?

At Hui Shian's birthday BBQ yesterday, Paul related to us this story that happened in the hospital he works at. It was a recent incident. About a Malay woman with 7 kids who went to the hospital to see the Doc.

Woman: I'm having stomach pain.

At first Doc figured it was probably a symptom from cirrhosis or something...but looking at the weird-kind-of-bloated tummy he became suspicious)

Doc: When did you last had sex?
Woman: It's been some time. I don't remember.
Doc: Err...okay. When was your last period?
Woman: I'm 7 months late. Doc, OMG, my tummy hurts like hell!

Now he is even MORE suspicious---So, then he checks her 'down there' and...

Doc: You're pregnant!
Woman: No, I am not pregnant! Who said so?!
Doc: I can see you're fully dilated and there's the baby's head!!

WTF?! You're already a mum to 7 kids and you still dunno how to notice that you are blardy P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T again now???!! So.UHH-Stupid okay!

The poor baby died before getting delivered due to his stupid, ignorant mummy!

Apparently having this baby was not gonna be a great idea for her, after all. Not because that she's already so poor feeding 7 kids now, but solely because this baby was a result from an affair she had with a foreign Bangladeshi worker-to her husband's horror! The baby would probably died being abused by his stepfather or something anyway; if he came out alive ---because according to Paul when the husband knew his wife was pregnant with a kid not his....he ACTUALLY came to the hospital, with his other family members, waiting to see his wife with get this: a parang!
Dunia oh dunia!

rAnDoM tAg...

1. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
Fingers; XD


2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
"Ahh, 12 days to go!"

3. Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
Paul the Doc.

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
Spoiled?I wish.

5. Will you ever donate blood?
Err...it's a 50-50 possibilities.

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I like to think I got myself 3 - Cheong, Paul, Vick.

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Dumb question. Next!

8. What does your last text message say?
"Pick you up at 9pm. Book 4 a midnite movie ok."

9. What are you thinking about right now?
Being with him in Melbourne- that's gonna be AWESOMELY MAYJAH!!!At least, for me:)


10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Duh!

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
440am...

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
Don't remember.

13. Is someone on your mind right now?
Double duh-isn't it obvious???!

14. Who was the last person who text YOU?
Paul the Doc.

Meal of the day: Nasi Goreng Cili Ikan Bilis